The North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA)
FBI Agent: We've been after you for a long time, buddy. Do you know your rights?
Head NAMBLA member: Rights? Does anybody know their rights? You see, I've learned something today. Our forefathers came to this country because they believed in an idea, an idea called freedom. They wanted to live in a place where a group couldn't be prosecuted for their beliefs, where a person could live the way he chooses to live. You see us as being perverted because we're different from you. People are afraid of us because they don't understand, and sometimes it's easier to persecute than to understand.
Kyle: Dude... you have SEX with CHILDREN.
Head NAMBLA member: We are human. Most of us didn't choose to be attracted to young boys, we were born that way. We can't help the way we are, and if you all can't understand that, then... well... I guess you'll have to put us away.
Kyle: DUDE... you have SEX... with... CHILDREN!
Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody and tolerance and all that gay stuff, but dude, **** you.
Kyle: Seriously.
Cartman posing for NAMBLA boy poster~ :P
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